Our Policies:

  1. I have the ability to lie on the legal page.
  2. I (MrGraves43) bear the right to take 101% of all of your earnings from any legally defined source of income.
  3. I (MrGraves43) bear the right to harvest and sell all personal and private data to any requesting third party.
  4. I (MrGraves43) bear the right of ownership to all of your personal belongings.
  5. I (MrGraves43) bear the right to orbital strike your house at any point in time, without warning.
  6. Upon agreeing to the terms and conditions, ownership of your soul will transfer under the site owner's name.
  7. Upon agreeing to the terms and conditions, ownership of all four of your limbs will transfer under the site owner's name
  8. Upon agreeing to the terms and conditions, all future aspirations, dreams, hopes, congnitive function, and will to live will be signed over to the site owner.
  9. By agreeing to these terms, you opt into the programme X, which signs you up for having your deceased corpse fed to the cerberus.
  10. By agreeing to these terms, you are willing to sacrifice all future children to me.
  11. You have no more rights.